Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.
"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."
The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.
Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."