Facebook Sportscaster

n; That person that uses their Facebook status to give by play by play of whatever sporting event they are watching.

v: Facebook Sportscasting - the act of updating your status after every play of whatever sport you are watching.

On Sunday, during football season, Facebook is full of Facebook Sportscasters that keep updating us on how their team is doing.

Facebook Sportscaster by vic vega22 June 14, 2011

The Sportscenter 

Having sex in doggy-style position while watching Sportcenter late at night making sure to climax exactly when "Da da da—Da da da" is played and yelling "Da da da—Da da da" while thrusting to the rythms of the forementioned "Da da da—Da da da" before rolling over and fading into sleep during the Highlight of the Night.

'' Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally did The Sportscenter to this girl while my roomate was passed out in the other bed"

The Sportscenter by FacepalmMTL April 3, 2010

Sportscenter 

A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programs listed in order and the length of the episodes vary:

Yankee Country
Manny Knows Best
The Favre Saga
The Misadventures of T.O.
Lebrontourage
The Red Sox Chronicles (or sometimes a rerun of Yankee Country)

repeat the cycle until 2PM EST.

And check this, they leave women doing the morning shift.

ESPN anchor: And still to come, we take a trip to Ben Roethlisberger's natural habitat at the Pittsburgh Zoo. Later, a rapper comes on stage! What the fuck does this have to do with sports? Who knows?! Don't tell us how to do our business, bitch! It's nawmally good!
Viewer: Man, even Sportscenter could use an offseason.

Sportscenter by Smart American Male April 29, 2009

SportsCenter 

A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programming varies each day:

"Keeping Up With The Cowdashians" (Cowboys)
"Patriot Way" (Patriots/Tebow)
"The Quarterbachelor" (Jets)
"Total Dodgers" (Dodgers)
"Red Sock Mountain" (formerly titled "The Red Sox Chronicles")
"Lebrontourage" (Briefly known as "Erik's Angels" after LeBron joined Heat)
"Diary of A Mad Black Mamba" (Lakers)
"As The Club Turns" (Tiger Woods)
"All My Crashes" (Danica Patrick)
"Johnny Football" (this is actually a like short cartoon)
and of course the Emmy award winning "Yankee Country" (Yankees)

Notable defunct shows as followed (with possibilities of each returning not ruled out, obviously):

"Manny Knows Best" (Manny Ramirez)
"The Favre Saga" (Brett Favre)
"The Misadventures of T.O." (Terrell Owens)
"Everybody Hates Barry" (Barry Bonds)
"Ocho Cinco Numero Uno" (Chad Johnson)
"Clemonpatra" (Roger Clemons)
"One Life to Lin" (Jeremy Lin)

Viewer: PLEASE can you please cover some actual sports?
Anchor: I don't know what you're getting at. This isn't sports, it's SportsCenter.

SportsCenter by Smart American Male September 5, 2013

SportsCenter 

The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:

A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.

B) Barry Bonds.

C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.

After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.

SportsCenter by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004

ESPN SportsCenter 

A showcase for everything Yankees, Red Sox, and Barry Bonds. Started going downhill in the mid 90's and now has reached the bottom of the pit. Without a doubt, employs the most annoying and unfunny anchors on any channel. It would be nice to see sports highlights without some talking head shouting out lame catchphrases and drooling over David Ortiz.

This could very well be an exchange between sportscenter anchors in the near future:

*Please note, the spelling of the Tigers pitcher is intentional, it would just be like a real ESPN Sportscenter anchor saying it, having absolutely no knowledge of the Detroit staff even though they are 9 games ahead of the White Sox and in first place.

Anchor 1: Jeremy Bonderlander of the Detroit Tigers has just pitched a perfect game, striking out 22 batters in the process.
Anchor 2: But before we get to that, A-Rod has switched to a new color bat, former Red Sox greats Rich Gedman and Tom Bolton discuss the current Red Sox game against Tampa Bay, Derek Jeter made four routine plays today, Barry Bonds doubled twice, and we will show you the Bucky Dent home run clip from 1978 forty five times.
Anchor 1: Let's start off with analyzing David Ortiz's four at bats this evening.
Anchor 2: Boo Yaa!

Horrifying. Simply horrifying.

ESPN SportsCenter by Ace McDude September 10, 2008

sportscenter 

Michael Vick
Barry Bonds
And a pathetic excuse for entertainment

I turned on Sportscenter to watch some NBA highlights, but instead I had to endure Mercury Morris rap about the Miami Dolphins

sportscenter by mike fo shizzle to the nizzle January 2, 2008