snortin the sofa 

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

snortin the sofa by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010

Sporting KC 

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Not a sport 

A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"

Not a sport by Inabakumori fan ^_^ May 30, 2021

Shortism 

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

Shortism by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

toughest sport

A nickname given to hockey

Person 1: what sport do you play?
Person 2: Ice Hockey
Person 1: omg, heard that's the toughest sport, are your teeth okay?

toughest sport by User694208800q November 25, 2020

Old sport 

Dave’s best friend!

Dave: why hello there, Old sport!
Scott: shut up.
Old sport, Alias: Jack Kennedy: no lol

Old sport by Manical laugh November 5, 2022

sportarobbie 

The gayest ship ever. Basically, it's Sportacus and Robbie Rotten from the show Lazytown. Opposites attract, amirite?

Sportarobbie is so gay. I mean, look at them! The gay just vibes from their butts!

sportarobbie by dearph December 7, 2016