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Swordfishing 

To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.
Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.
Swordfishing by Taytaybeanbag April 8, 2017

Sport fishing

Intentionally abusing or fucking with someone or a group of people just to have fun.
"Let's do a little sport fishing with my brothers friends, they've been asking for it tonight .

Swordfishing 

The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight
I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking

Swordfishing 

The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"

Sport Fishing

The act of a married or attached guy flirting with a girl to see if they still have "it." Also known as catch and release. Sport Fishing does not end up with a hook up, if it does see "adultery"
Friend 1: Bob is hitting on that chick over there, maybe I should go tell her he's married.
Friend 2. No need man, he's just sport fishing.
Sport Fishing by Barbecue Man August 6, 2012

Swordfishing 

The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat
I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.
Swordfishing by Dcorks December 31, 2018