Clump Sporran 

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

Clump Sporran by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

spordunkle 

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant

“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”

spordunkle by Dan Narsavage January 4, 2009

Sporran Basher 

Used to describe an unusually agressive lesbian, not specifically one of Jock heritage.

Girl tells guy to get lost at the bar after guy delivers a shite chat up line. Guy returns to his friends explaining his unsuccessful attempt by stating "Obviously a sporran basher!"

Sporran Basher by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009

Sporran

A hairy man purse used to hold valuables when wearing a Kilt. Often use to give the young maiden a Sporran slap. (Sporran slapped across the face). Most commonly found on Scottish men or across the face of females.

He was dealing with a very mouthy Amy, so he promptly Sporran slapped her into submission.

Sporran by Hellraiser011 April 29, 2011

spordunkle 

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant

“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”

spordunkle by Dan Narsavage December 14, 2008

Cock Sporran 

A very hairy Ball sack similar to the Scottish Sporran that is worm with a Kilt

Look at me Hairy Cock Sporran Jimmy!

Cock Sporran by dirtydom July 7, 2010

skin sporran 

Another affectionate term for the scrotum, this time from North of the border in Scotland.

"Och ma boggle. Ahm kippin ma wee bowlocks seef in mah skin sporran ready for Morag to play wi'." (Traditional Scottish Saying)

skin sporran by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2005