sporf

a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. Like a spork, but better. Due to it's knifey nature, often seen in pairs.

Janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup.

by The Duke of Luke October 28, 2008

sporf

The act of sniffing a carbonated drink as the seal is broken.

Dude, $tein, that was a sick sporf

by johnmack55555 May 16, 2006

Sporf

Sporf

Josh: Sporf
Nick: Sporf

by sporfe January 26, 2022

Sporf

Someone who is annoying and frustrating.

Stop hitting me you sporf

by NiCOiRuSTa May 17, 2017

Sporf

A high quality instrument of food consumption consisting of the unholy offspring between a spork and a knife. The Sporf has a knife , a fork , and a spoon part. the sporf is sometimes described as the CRISPR modified Spork

Bro, check out dat Sporf! I can eat chicken, den soup, den steak, wit one uutensil.

by SporfLord March 02, 2020

Sporfe

The mixture of the words: spoon (sp) fork (or) and knife (fe).

With this sporfe I can eat soup noodles and pancakes at the same time!

by El taco August 12, 2012

Sporfed

An intensified level of dorfed. To reach such a level of inebriation, one would have to ingest an alarming amount of booze. Participating in such an act is not advisable, but seeing someone else do it is truly a sight to behold.

Tim: "Guys I'm not sure how he did it, but Early managed to get so sporfed that he dove a car into a brick wall while laying down in the trunk drinking shine"

by Master chunks July 11, 2021