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The Spoony One 

The best reviewer of anything, like Yor he's the man . Trust him in all things, save his opinions on wolverines , his opinions on movies about said wolverines are correct though, So grab your rat named Blob ,and help me cut the choice meats before you head off in search of this great bard and always beware of FMQ !
Ye who wishes to hear the gospel search in the land of google or the dreaded demesnes of MSN for the spoony experiment there ye shall find The Spoony One
The Spoony One by Jaycene May 4, 2009

SpoonMonger 

A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.
Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"

spoontaneous 

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)
My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.
spoontaneous by caseybob February 14, 2010

spoondane 

A penis that looks like a spoon.
Yolanda was totally trippin' when she saw my spoondane
spoondane by RagnarIII August 25, 2006

spoondine 

A spoondine is usually a lazy worker of African decent
I already fixed 4 cars today but Gregg the spoondine only did 1
spoondine by PFD -134 January 11, 2020

Spoonlowers

The sworn nemesis of the forklift clan
Hey look I can see Spoonlowers! Lets get out of here!
Spoonlowers by okdude September 13, 2021