Spoojacked 

Being caught in the act of masturbating.

Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.

Spoojacked by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

spoonfuck 

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.

The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.

spoonfuck by J-Reddish October 30, 2007

Spoondock Saints 

(1) A game in which two men dress in Irish Garb and spoon.
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints

Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.

Spoondock Saints by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008

Swoojack 

An extremely hard hit or collision, often unexpected.

If that dude doesn't shut up I'm gonna swoojack his ass!

Swoojack by Couch Wright June 5, 2009

Spoonacopopple

Someone who is a less than satisfactory human being. Also, a person of substandard intelligence.

"That tank was a total spoonacopopple." "Dude, don't be a spoonacopopple."

Spoonacopopple by Mooniacle January 24, 2010

Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

spoonakiss 

The act of spooning and kissing at the same time. Spoonining usually leads to forking.

Hey babe when you get off work can we spoonakiss.

spoonakiss by hdaduck April 10, 2009