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Upon being approached by a guy with a group of females,it is the act of you and your buddies stealing the group of girls from the unsuspecting guy.
Jerry: Hey tom what did u do last night?
Tom: Aw you would never believe, I went out to a club with samantha and her friends and a group of guys poonjacked me.
Poonjack by poonjacker707 August 2, 2008
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Poonjockey 

when you like poon SO much that you want to be a jockey on them...
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.
"wow!" He is such a poonjockey!"

"I want to be a poonjockey!"

poon
Poonjockey by moneyindabank December 16, 2009
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poonsack 

a really fat woman in walmart who looks like she has water balloons in the crotch of her spandex pants.
"RYAN!, look at the big poonsack!" "damn that things big, shes packing!"
poonsack by biggg sexxxy July 6, 2009

Pornjacked 

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012
To defecate whilst orgasming from masturbation.
I poojacked while I was on the john
poojack by Anonymous July 1, 2003

poopjack 

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.
I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!
poopjack by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack 

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.
Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.
poopjack by B'jackoff October 15, 2004
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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