An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.
The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:
1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area
2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or
spatulas)
3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.
The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:
1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area
2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or
spatulas)
3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
by Jazz Cat Epic January 16, 2011
Bill Spooner is one of two awesome guitar players in an 80’s band called The Tubes. Bill is a really cool dropout dude that has terrible grammar and I don’t know him but I know Roger Steen the other guitar player in the band. Bill has wild Jet black hair and is Very nice looking.
by 80’s Kid July 19, 2019
A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.
O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.
by dirty propaganda September 26, 2009
1.The team that is the worst team in a sporting competion.
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder
by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 12, 2007
one of those teachers that think all the kids like them, has a massive forehead and spends their time watching kids.
by FWEFGwegWE February 1, 2022
Nate spooner. the name Nate spooner means to have a large genetalia and chiseled set of abs which he uses to break open diamonds, people named Nate spooner typically live longer than the average human and have millions in assests
by giladforbessiaflop October 23, 2023
Guy 1: Man, I love those Oklahoma Sooners!
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.
by silverballer95 August 25, 2009