Spoonist 

Person who was born with, or was handed a silver spoon. A spoonist uses their given silver spoon where necessary for 'survival', however more regularly portrays themselves as a commoner to become more likable and socially acceptable. They do not realize that most people see through the spoonist motive.

Mitt Romney and most political leaders in or out of office are spoonists. Also professional athletes who honed their spoon at the private golf, tennis or polo club. On a day when a spoonist has financial success, along with that success comes a great story of hardship and what a long road it has been. The spoonist expects all to believe they grew up on a dirt road, in a shack with dirt floors with little food and shared the orts with many siblings and adopted neighbors. Any elitist who constantly and unsuccessfully attempts to relate to those with lesser means, touting their tough roots.

Spoonist by woody ithaca October 24, 2012

Spoonist 

Someone who practices {Spoonism}

That guy is so cool! He must be a Spoonist!

Spoonist by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

Blumpkin Spoogester 

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.

The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.

Blumpkin Spoogester by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021

spongist 

A man that uses a sponge as a condom

The man pulled out a sponge out of his pocket while taking off my clothes and i then knew he was a spongist

spongist by Jesus Condoms September 24, 2011