sploogicide 

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

sploogicide by the storm drains September 7, 2009

Spoonicide 

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

Spoonicide by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

sporkacide

sporkacide occurs when the spork takes its own life. thus commiting sporkicide.

my spork commited sporkacide when i dropped it of the ledge off the grand canyon

sporkacide by Strongarrm117 July 31, 2011

Spousacide 

Act of killing one's spouse. (or Ex-spouse)

Tom was arrested for allegedly killing his wife. His trial ended today, he was found not guilty of spousacide.

Spousacide by fglaude April 9, 2021

spoonicide 

the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon

Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.

spoonicide by Almighty Chris June 27, 2006

stoogicide 

To commit suicide but in a fashion that stooges do.

I.e. To jump from a really high rock platform into water and die (even when the water is deep and there are no protruding rocks)

And the village idiot, mate, after having the dreams,bro, he commited stoogicide - "Fat Pizza: The Da Vinci Cup - Episode #1"

stoogicide by Urban Gangster May 27, 2006

Spoonicide 

Committing suicide whilst spooning your lover.

"Did you hear about John? He committed spoonicide last week"

Spoonicide by Yeet Master Supreme November 23, 2019