Spoodge

1.ejaculate -noun-
2.ejaculate -verb-
3.Any repellant,smelly or inapropriate substance that also incorporates stickiness

(1.) "Is that spoodge on your good jacket?"
(2.) "Did you or did you not spoodge on that jacket?"
(3.) Old fashioned ketchup bottles with metal caps were prone to developing black spoodge deposits underneath the cap.

Spoodge by ricardo london August 27, 2003

Spoodge

'Spoodge' an, or any, undesireable, icky substance, always a liquid, though can be very thick.

'eww, it's all spoodgey'
'that is some funky smelling spoodge'

Spoodge by Erika June 22, 2003

spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.

"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."

spoodge by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Spoodge

semen, ejaculatory substance

The guy spoodged all over the place

Spoodge by Jay July 1, 2003

Spooged 

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

Spooged by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

Aste spoodgemante

Giving a guy a BJ (blowjob)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). If done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. I recommend eye. Kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.

"Watch out for Helen, I heard she likes Aste Spoodgemante."

Aste spoodgemante by Dabether May 15, 2006

Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.

Your mom is hot and definitely spoodge worthy.

Spoodge Worthy by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015