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'Spoodge' an, or any, undesireable, icky substance, always a liquid, though can be very thick.
'eww, it's all spoodgey'
'that is some funky smelling spoodge'
Spoodge by Erika June 22, 2003
To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.
"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."
spoodge by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
The spit of chewing tabacco.
Dude! Spit your spoodge in the spitoon bucket not on my shoe!
Spoodge by Julia March 5, 2004
Meaning to suck up to people and take stuff for other stuff. Used also as 'crash'.
"Hey, I'm going to go spoodge off my parents, get some cash in!"
spoodge by DeadExit April 1, 2007

Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.