spontanious combustion

To spontaniously burst into flames

Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

spontanious combustion

sex that is so good you've gotten off before you have even started

as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind

by badfish May 9, 2003

spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter

Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.

by G's Spot December 28, 2005

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006