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pronounce: (Spo-n-cho)
used to refer to someone that cheat someone else who's acting dishonestly (e.g. someone's trying to cheat/swindle/fuck you and you are smart enough to realize it and take your own advantage).

Idioms
to do it sponcha: act/move/think as a sponcho
inside a super posh club:
A - damn,they are crazy 25euros for a drink!
B - ..wiht those money i could get a whole bottle of Jack..
A - uhmm..man,you.re right..wait me here for a while,)
a few minutes afterwhile..
B - hey dude..where have you gone?you left me alone almost half an hour
A - unwound man..and shall we have a drink?(showing a bottle of Jack)
B - wooooww,for sure..where did you find it?
A - well..just picked it up from the bar,)
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

at poker table..
B - hey fried what are you doing? you've lost almost half of you money with your fucking bluff
A - relax..i'm just let them think that i'm the sucker and then i'll go all in
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

after the successful all-in
A - guys for today is over..
B - where r u going?..you're crazy..right now that the luck is with you!!
A - so i keep it to make out with a nice chick,)see you..
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!
sponcho by yosoybeachboy November 6, 2009
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It is a kind of guy that is just about flawless. A guy that is unbelievably sweet, who will go to extreme lengths to make a girl feel loved. A guy that is crazily cute, so cute he can melt your heart with one smile. With eyes, that make your stomach jump when you look at them. A sponcho is a guy that is naturally good at everything. (Which can be very annoying at times). He is also a person who stutters quite frequently, and drags their feet when they walk. Also, a guy who is not always the smoothest... He has smooth moments, but un-smooth moments too. Which is cute in his own way. A guy who is indescribable, original, loving, and all around pretty amazing. If you find a sponcho... make sure to never let him go.
little girl- When i grow up i'm going to be a princess!
mom- Are you going to marry a prince charming?
little girl- forget that! i want to marry a sponcho!
Sponcho by Skitter lover June 5, 2011
Related Words
A shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. Sponch originates in Mexico and is manufactured by Marinela Bakeries. It is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. It's quite versatile; it's a verb, a noun, and an adjective.
Ric: How was the soccer game?
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!

"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"
sponch by ricstew January 13, 2008
Not Yet A Swetshirt...Not YEt a Poncho.....ITS A SONCHO!!!!
A Swoncho must have been purchased while on BUS B
Swoncho by Bus B 2008 January 19, 2009
When Instagram celebs promote products "sponsored" con.
I drink this tea every day and it gives me flatter abs! #sponcon
sponcon by Spoopytime October 18, 2017
An absolute beast of a human
He has surpassed everyone in evolution

Don’t fuck with him
That Stoncho is gonna kick Jessica’s ass
Stoncho by BigLadStoncho September 29, 2018
A huge beast of a lad that is gonna fuckin kill mathew
No stoncho please dont hurt me
Stoncho by Dino10001 September 15, 2018