splu 

(n.) the fictional ailment suffered by OLP sophmores when they have a speech the next day and haven't memorized a fucking thing

also spelled splue

Mom I can't go to school today, I have the splu

splu by Sarah & Cammy January 22, 2008

splu 

the speech flu, when one becomes sick on the day she or he has to give a speech

Katie: Where where you yesterday?
Kali: I got a case of the splu.

splu by LottieCia January 8, 2008

splugesprayed 

Completly covered in sperm.

Captain Jism splugesprayed everything.

splugesprayed by jpg3 August 20, 2011

Splurve Ball

A game in which two opposing sides sit on beds facing each other in a bedroom. A small ball is placed in the middle. Once the ball is grasped each team must try to get the ball to hit the wall behind the opposing team while still sitting down. If the ball is knocked back before it hits the ground on that side than no point is awarded. After a team scores, two points are awarded to that team and an extra point called Gambozzle is attempted. The first team to reach 24 wins. The game involves drop shots called Jamikas, opening serves called Splurves, and spikes called Splikers.

The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"

Splurve Ball by Steve J. Talon April 5, 2010

Splurt Dessert 

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Spluge 

Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.

Grabbed a beer! = Spluge

Spluge by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023

Spluff

The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.

"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"

Spluff by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018