splootches 

snow mixed with rain, kinda like little slurpee's hitting your windshield

when a mix of rain and water hit your windshield in a mix their not just watery their called "splootches"

splootches by peachespies November 18, 2011

splotcher 

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

splotcher by Roger C. July 14, 2006

Spotches

The Back of your knee pit

Daniel has sweaty Spotches

Spotches by TheKingOfDefinations October 21, 2022

snootches

cuddly and peaceful; laughs alot

The kids clamor for their Uncle because he's a snootches.

snootches by W34 January 5, 2018

splootch

when you take a grunt and it hits the ground, the sound made is(SPLOOTCH)

HUHHHGHH...OHHHH...HUHHHGHGH...splootch.....AHHHHHH

splootch by DEEDLEY DEETS May 13, 2003

Splortched 

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

Splortched by Splortched June 2, 2009

smootches 

What you say to someone when they are blocking your way and you want to politely ask them to move.

**john's big grill is all up in the hallway and amy comes along**

Amy- "Smootches johnny boy!"
John- "oh, terribly sorry mam!"

smootches by Adam23 July 28, 2005