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Slurpee Sipper 

A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."
Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!
Slurpee Sipper by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010

Slurpee Slinger 

"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"
Slurpee Slinger by Todd A. March 12, 2008

Slurpee Sloppys 

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

Slurpee Sloppys by Todd Leee May 23, 2008

slurpee slut 

Female 7-11 employees who woo potential dates with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.
He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.
slurpee slut by Michele F. September 22, 2008

slurpee saturday 

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout
slurpee saturday by Juicey boi December 20, 2017

slurpee slut 

Female 7-11 employees who like to date police officers. Usually they woo them with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.
He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.
slurpee slut by Michele F. September 19, 2008