Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.

Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.

Splittin Hams by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008

Splittin' wizzies 

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.

a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.

Splittin' wizzies by ahryc December 7, 2006

splittin it 

when a guy is peeing and half of his pee goes one direction and the other half in the complete opposite direction. this gets its name beacause it is split up and because moses split the sea into two parts.

i was splittin it and i got piss all over my toilet!

splittin it by J-Unit May 27, 2004

splittin' clam 

Same as poundin' vag, crushin' box, etc.

Layman's terms: To have sex with a woman (preferably rough sex)

Dude 1: How'd it go?

Dude 2: Dude, was splittin' clam all night long.

Dude 1: Word.

splittin' clam by Guitar1929 October 14, 2010

Splittin' the difference

When a person has their pants pulled up way too far.

Wow, Vance sure is splittin' the difference today, what a douché.

Splittin' the difference by deatheclipsed May 6, 2010

splittin trees 

The act of sharing marijuana cigarettes with others.

"Man, I know her, she get high! We was splittin trees all night!

splittin trees by GBlaster June 13, 2013

splittin' poles 

(verb) a superstition primarily in the african american community, when members of a party encounter an object (such as a pole) and some members of set party walk on one side of the object (pole) and others walk on the other, engaging in such an activity is improper and bad luck.

Don't be splittin' poles.

splittin' poles by milk man May 24, 2005