Splittie

A slang term used to describe a period of time. Most often, used to refer to a "split second"

John: "Hey, I just got my new tv... Want to come over and help me set it up?"

Jake: "Sure, im just around the corner, be there in a splittie."

by Justin Kelly March 23, 2009

Splitty

Used to describe ones girlfriend

Hi mate, how's the splitty?

by Brendon January 15, 2003

splitty

A '67 or earlier VW bus. Short for split-screen, named for windshield divided by a post.

I drive a GTI every day, but take my splitty to shows on the weekends.

by Nick Victim April 30, 2004

Splitty McChekberg

A person who demands the check be split between odd numbers of diners with no rhyme or reason thus making payment extremely difficult for me or Chris to figure out.

We went to Greycliffs with Chrissy, but Splitty McChekberg showed up instead.

by scoresman May 1, 2011

Splitty shitty

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs

Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!

by Shithead (Shith-eed) November 9, 2018

Titty splitty

Occurs when a female places purse strap between her breasts causing clearly defined seperation of the titties, abnormal tightness of surrounding shirt material and sore necks for the double-taking males that are within sight. In addition, a titty splitty allows males to better approximate the size and shape of a woman's breasts.

Damn, those are the biggest blobs I've ever seen rocked in a titty splitty.

by Johnnytheentertainer July 3, 2015

splitty bitty bang bang

The expression of splitty bitty bang bang goes back quite a while now. It was first found when one of my close friends decided to split their ballsack by reaching over for his homework.

Mitch bends over and Vicously rips his nuts and blood starts pouring out. Splitty bitty bang bang

by Noivfvfbf January 8, 2017