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What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.
Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!
by zuba February 02, 2005
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A member of the female species according to U.S. Marine Corps slang.
There were some nice looking split tails at the club last night.
by ars64 March 09, 2006
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term used to represent a pussy/vagina/etc
"I'd like to stick it in that split tail."
by dankenstein December 18, 2004
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Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.
"Man, look at all that splittail!"
by Frankie February 05, 2004
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A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.
My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
by GDDPHD February 23, 2015
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Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.
That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson
by JPac August 09, 2003
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a fish located in northern california, aka sacramento splittail
Look, I caught a Splittail
by dan101010 October 09, 2006
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