a fat ugly bitch whore who lives in Arizona that plays games with her husband who is a truck driving retard with rotten teeth and that likes to jerk off onto lil boys. splittail has no life and plays Motocross Madness 1 on the MSN Gaming Zone www.zone.com/motocrossmad incase u wanna make fun of her... why not everyone else does! Anywayz back to splitter, shes around 50 y/o and has like 1 kid, the rest she adopted from blitz's fat fuckin family.
has your dick ever been bitten by a fat old bitch? thats called a splittail
by Thuggish_l2ubbish May 10, 2003
Top Definition
What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.
Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!
by zuba February 02, 2005
A member of the female species according to U.S. Marine Corps slang.
There were some nice looking split tails at the club last night.
#woman #vagina #ass #cunt #bam
by ars64 March 09, 2006
Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.
"Man, look at all that splittail!"
by Frankie February 05, 2004
term used to represent a pussy/vagina/etc
"I'd like to stick it in that split tail."
by dankenstein December 18, 2004
Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.
That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson
by JPac August 09, 2003
A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.
My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
#women #non-male #feminine #splittail #bilateral
by GDDPHD February 23, 2015
{woman}, {chick}, {girl}, {female}, {bird}
That's a great looking split tail of a girlfriend?
#girl #chick #woman #female #bird
by jdrcomp October 04, 2005
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