by The Great Schism May 3, 2006
i was drunk but lookin to get real tammered so i picked up a whole bunch of different drinks and added a splitch to my cup.
by the_chancellor January 14, 2009
Ouch! I just got splitched by that bacon grease.
Put a lid on that, it's splitching everywhere.
Turn the heat down, it's about to splitch.
Put a lid on that, it's splitching everywhere.
Turn the heat down, it's about to splitch.
by 4ester2 May 4, 2011
Slang for when a girl/women fingers/ uses a sexual toy on her vagina whilst "wet". This is because it is the comical 'sound' a vagina makes while under pleasure/ "wet".
Yea, I bet she enjoys a bit of a splitch every now and then.
She splitched herself last night, maybe she was lonely.
I was woken up by my mother's spltiching last night.
She splitched herself last night, maybe she was lonely.
I was woken up by my mother's spltiching last night.
by iGet-Some July 13, 2011
Sp-LIT-ch
When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.
When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.
by 23TwentyThree23 October 6, 2015