split the banana 

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin

"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."

split the banana by ssullivan April 19, 2006

The Banana Split 

The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.

Erich gave that slut the banana split.

The Banana Split by EKP June 24, 2006

The Banana Split 

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

The Banana Split by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

The Dirty Banana Split 

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.

He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

The Dirty Banana Split by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021

The Choco Banana Split 

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face

bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild

The Choco Banana Split by Futaraki February 12, 2022

banana splits off the nuts crunchin 

A phrase used to describe something truly amazing. It is also used to denote a good time had.

Mark: Holy shit, did you go the tool concert last night??
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'

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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!

banana splits off the nuts crunchin by mochiko September 14, 2008