Splat Job
According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.
Splat Job by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018
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The act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one's penis. It takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.
Jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. It took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.
splat job by Calimari man May 3, 2017
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Splatjob
Coined by Stewie Griffin, a splatjob is when somebody is sound asleep or passed out, and someone else secretly cums on their face.
Janet was passed out at the party, so Joey stepped up and jerked off on her face. What a splatjob!
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splatjob
stewie: "hey brian, whats a splatjob?"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"