A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"
by Caroleena cupcake August 7, 2017
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Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.
Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..
by Hot Carl4229 April 5, 2009
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When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.
Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.
by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008
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The name for when you have such aggressive sex that the pussy starts splashing all over the place… but she’s on her period.
I was with this girl last night and things got steamy, but we started having a Red Passion Splasher!
by SplasherFan15 November 13, 2022
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When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.
"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."
by Robby K. December 20, 2005
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a drunk skank in the pool that nabs you with her legs and then proceeds to have fake orgasms while she urinates on your chest....once done she catches and releases you back into her down stream.
Yo, i was at this house party in north las vegas listening to DJ SCRIBBLES, when this lemonade splasher tagged me in the deep end.
by Viva La Donald August 28, 2013
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1. Violent bowel movement that results in a toilet water enema
Jesus Christ my ass is soaked after that raging splasher.
by poophat July 13, 2017
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