splashdown
splashdown by townsick May 4, 2010
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Splashdown
It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.
Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."
Splashdown by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011
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spladow
"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.
Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
spladow by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004
Splashdown
An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.
Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...
That's called a splashdown Bob.
That's called a splashdown Bob.
Splashdown by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017
Spladow
1. Defintion seen above. Also can apply to throwing semen at any general person, place or thing.
2. To fuck up something.
3. Moted.
4. The splattering of an object.
2. To fuck up something.
3. Moted.
4. The splattering of an object.