spitzer

A prostitution client who insists on condomless sex with a prostitute.

"Kristen was concerned for her personal health, so she had a strict 'no spitzer' policy."

by Hayduke March 12, 2008

spitzer

Anal sex with a prostitute without a condom.

The hooker wasn't gonna let me spitzer her unless I tipped her an extra thousand dollars.

by Spitzer12345 March 12, 2008

Spitzer

When you criticize people for cheating on their partners and then you do it yourself.

Joe: Hey isn't Steve going out with Angela?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: I just saw him making out with another chick! I guess all that talk about being 'faithful' to people was a bunch of bull huh?
Bob: Yep. He just pulled a spitzer on Angela...

by Itsnotthatfunny March 14, 2008

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

Spitzered

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after being caught in a prostitution ring.

Mike got spitzered from his VP job after he was busted with that hooker.

by jrod147 March 11, 2008

Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.

Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.

by Mbob March 20, 2008

Spitzer

A Swiss-German version of the British term "Wanker"

"Hansli isch en Spitzer", "Hansli is a Wanker"

by Javier W,P April 18, 2006