A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.
I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turdin the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.
We were trying tofigure out the best way to close the budget gap at our latest finance meeting, but Jenkins kept shitballing ideas like making fake unicorns and asking Jesus for help.
I was eating her out for like 20 minutes dude, no progress. Alphabet trick didn't do anything, tried sucking on her clit to no avail. I just started slitballing until she fell asleep from boredom.