Boss: Spasm, or Spism?
Worker: Spism - the missus was out shopping last night, so I took the 'bull by the horns' and it all went a bit wrong. It's agony.
Boss: Bad luck chum - next time dont clench too hard, and no German telly.
Remedies include: Sun, Surf, and/or Basketweaving.
The affliction is aggravated by continued computer use and/or Redbull.
Fred: That chick is totally spism'd.
Joe: Naw, Jane is always like that, she works too much.