2 definitions by von hinton
The True definition: Severe neck pain, brought about by all too vigorous self-pleasuring, normally at point of release of the motherlode.
Worker: Sorry Boss, I'm not able to make it in today; got physio later, and i'm on pain killers for my neck problem.
Boss: Spasm, or Spism?
Worker: Spism - the missus was out shopping last night, so I took the 'bull by the horns' and it all went a bit wrong. It's agony.
Boss: Bad luck chum - next time dont clench too hard, and no German telly.
Boss: Spasm, or Spism?
Worker: Spism - the missus was out shopping last night, so I took the 'bull by the horns' and it all went a bit wrong. It's agony.
Boss: Bad luck chum - next time dont clench too hard, and no German telly.
by von hinton September 7, 2011
Derived from classical form of the 'Wizard's Sleeve', Hagrid's Pocket being reserved for a rather hairy, large, loose and dirty form of the 'Man-hole'.
Further connotations in that Hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.
Further connotations in that Hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.
holy lord, she was fine up-top, but I thought I put my hand in Hagrid's pocket when I ventured south!
by von hinton November 16, 2010