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spinmeister 

A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function
The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings
spinmeister by cornholio October 4, 2003

Spinmeister 

An individual that has mastered the system of life in a sneaky and crafty manner who operates behind closed doors, whose actions only benefit himself, and takes advantage of every opportunity and/or person, regardless of the monetary/emotional price.
Characteristics of Spinmeister: shifty chameleon eyes, smooth-talking manipulator, may be cloaked, glasses like the sister of Doug Funny from the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug (eyes may be covered), pointy Pharaoh-like goatee, Dr. Grant hat from Jurassic Park, perhaps a cane like Dr. Hammond's amber/mosquito studded cane from Jurassic Park, pointy elf shoes (could be modern pointy shoes), bald or grey haired

Stifmeister

Steve Stifler's nickname in the movie American Pie. From the deutsch word 'meister' meaning master, 'Stifmeister' actually means 'Stif the master'.
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

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AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.

Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Stifmeister by Tuttigiu June 22, 2014

slipmeister

noun:

1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.

A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
slipmeister by Argonak April 11, 2008

slipmeister

noun:

1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.

A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
slipmeister by Argonak April 11, 2008

spunkmeister 

A man who claims to spread his seed far and wide without regard to the intended recipient.
He said that he had slept with some many women, but could not remember a single one of them - I knew that I was in the presence of a true spunkmeister.
spunkmeister by symonsez March 28, 2003