Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

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Swindleshanks

One who cheats others out of their hard earned money by trickery of a low order

That boy be a swindleshanks if ever I saw one!!

Swindleshanks by Anonymous April 1, 2003

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spindle shanks • Swindleshanks • spindleshanx

spindleshanx

Spindle- Greek, comes from the word "speendle", means for someone to fall over
Shanx- Greek, comes from the word "shrunks", means to laugh

omg that l0zer f3ll over what a looser SPINDLESHANX

spindleshanx by That Guy August 22, 2004

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spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

spindle shanks by bite it you scum July 8, 2005

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Spindleshanx

A new form of liquid meth

OMG dude that guy just had some Spindleshanx - look at him go now!

Spindleshanx by Yoda123 September 7, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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