Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain by bichasse June 3, 2016

shitville 

A depressing, boring, poorly conditioned or otherwise uninteresting city, town or village.

I hate this shitville in the wintertime, makes me wonder why anyone would wanna live here.

shitville by Lamborrari July 17, 2006

spicville 

An aera where many Mexicans live.

There are a lot of drugs in spicville

spicville by Pig papi May 17, 2016

splitsville 

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.

1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"

splitsville by Mark_C May 13, 2006

Saltville, VA 

Saltville is a little town located in the backwoods of Southwest Virginia, about as well known as Marion and Chilhowie, unless you're heading up to Bristol TN for the races and happen to pass through. The favorite pastime of the people there is cruising through the post office parking lot and making drug deals in broad daylight. They don't even have a Walmart but they do have a Piggly Wiggly. Also referred to fondly as "Salt Vegas"

Girl 1: Hey, you want to go to Saltville, VA tonight?

Guy 1: What the fuck for?

Girl 2: Shit, I heard we could score some weed for cheap. I know some people

Guy 1: Everyone knows everyone in fucking SaltVegas

Saltville, VA by Mufasayomamma August 3, 2011

head for Splitsville 

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

head for Splitsville by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

piltville 

Slang for whatever dysfunctional, dead-end community is called home

Seen near San Diego: "Welcome to El Cajon" over-sprayed with the tag, "Piltville, USA"

piltville by patrikazam April 23, 2007