Spidge
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Spidge by King Rollo September 7, 2005
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Spidge
"Treasure" brought up from shipwrecks on the seabed by scuba divers.
For "Treasure" read - mainly bits of brass rubbish. For "Brought up" read - furiuosly chiseled off against the clock. For "Scuba Divers" read - thieving pikeys.
For "Seabed" read - murkey depths of cold water with visibility of two metres.
For Spidge there is a heirachy of value, disregard all gold, jewells and other fantasy land nonsense the real wreck treasure chart goes something like this:-
1= Ships bell
2= Telegraph / telemotor
3= Compass binnacle
4= Helm
5= Steam whistle
6= Nice brass Nav or deck lights
7= Portholes
8= Crockery & cutlery etc
Consolation prizes for the lower ranks of the air diving one tank numpty:-
Rubber soles from dead seamans shoes, unidentified piece of brass, crockery fragment, lead shot, hooked up fishing weights, pieces of diving equipment dropped by other novices.
All of the quality items have to be reported to the Receiver Of Wreck who finds out if you are allowed to keep the stuff. The remaining detritus is used to decorate your fireplace until you get married when the wife "accidentally" puts it out for the dustman.
For "Treasure" read - mainly bits of brass rubbish. For "Brought up" read - furiuosly chiseled off against the clock. For "Scuba Divers" read - thieving pikeys.
For "Seabed" read - murkey depths of cold water with visibility of two metres.
For Spidge there is a heirachy of value, disregard all gold, jewells and other fantasy land nonsense the real wreck treasure chart goes something like this:-
1= Ships bell
2= Telegraph / telemotor
3= Compass binnacle
4= Helm
5= Steam whistle
6= Nice brass Nav or deck lights
7= Portholes
8= Crockery & cutlery etc
Consolation prizes for the lower ranks of the air diving one tank numpty:-
Rubber soles from dead seamans shoes, unidentified piece of brass, crockery fragment, lead shot, hooked up fishing weights, pieces of diving equipment dropped by other novices.
All of the quality items have to be reported to the Receiver Of Wreck who finds out if you are allowed to keep the stuff. The remaining detritus is used to decorate your fireplace until you get married when the wife "accidentally" puts it out for the dustman.
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The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE
But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?
But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?
junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene
Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*
Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes
Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*
Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes
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Spider Cuz
The hood version of Spider-Man from Brooklyn
As the unofficial mascot of New York City, Spider Cuz (@spidercuz) is equipped with a Yankees fitted, Timberlands, and Hennessy. He became a viral sensation in New York after appearing on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) and calling out his archenemy, Batman
As the unofficial mascot of New York City, Spider Cuz (@spidercuz) is equipped with a Yankees fitted, Timberlands, and Hennessy. He became a viral sensation in New York after appearing on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) and calling out his archenemy, Batman
Spider Cuz by EssexDelancey October 19, 2020