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Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.
I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.
Spidey Punch by AssmanATX June 4, 2009
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Spider Punch 

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job
Spider Punch by Marin3r January 10, 2008

Spider Punch 

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.
Spider Punch by DMITCH November 22, 2007

Spicey Panchani 

A Hot Carl after a spicy curry.
I had a vindaloo from 'The Raj', and went home and gave me missus a right good Spicey Panchani.
Spicey Panchani by Helvelyn19 April 27, 2023

Spicey Panchani 

A Hot Carl after a spicy meal.
I had a vindaloo from 'The Raj', got home, and gave me missus a right good Spicey Panchani.
Spicey Panchani by Helvelyn19 April 27, 2023

Spiderpunch 

The most devastating punch commonly used by Dispatcher Jay Thompson. Readily capable of causing destruction and devastation to all those struck.
Jay struck Kevin with a wicked right punch in the face while shouting “Spiderpunch”
Spiderpunch by Manny Digs April 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026