spider tits 

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits

Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits

spider tits by fifi1234 January 7, 2016

Spiderism 

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.

Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.

Spiderism by tricksick October 17, 2020

spidertasking 

like multitasking, but with a minimum of 6 tasks going on at any one time.

Man: "oh yeah I'm pretty busy, gets a bit much working on so many things at the same time."
Woman: "oh yeah, women are much better at multitasking than men"
Man: "uh, yeah look, I can multitask with the best of them, but spidertasking is a whole other world entirely."

spidertasking by Hame.ish August 15, 2006

spidernuts 

A word used to describe hot men that don’t miss

He definitely has some big spidernuts on him

spidernuts by josuk8higa March 8, 2021

Spiderbites

Double piercings usually on the bottom lip, side by side (one right next to the either). Can be either on the center, right or left side. Studs, Retainers or Captive Hoops can be used.

A : "I got my lip pierced today!"
B : "Oh really what did you do?"
A : "I got SpiderBites!"
B : "Like... SnakeBites?"
A : "No no. they're side by side"

Spiderbites by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

Spidertwist

When the girl is in a crawling position giving a man satisfying oral sex. She must be in a spider-like stance. As she gives the man's genitalia their necessary dues she must twist her head in a twist-like fashion. This procedure usually costs over $70. Also lube on the forehead is optional.

She is my girlfriend because she gives me an awesome spidertwist while wearing a sailor hat..

Spidertwist by sndefinitions March 6, 2010

spidernuts 

Never misses and is sexy

That’s definitely a spidernuts

spidernuts by josuk8higa March 7, 2021