spiders legs 

Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet

spiders legs by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

Spider Legs 

The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"

Spider Legs by cberry March 3, 2014

ribcage spider legs 

the attribute of your ribcage protruding from your back and being extended to the point you can use them to stand rather than using your normal legs.

those who have ribcage spider legs may have also developed a blood hydraulic system and some makeshift joints within the ribcage spider legs allowing them to actually walk using their strange bone protrusions.

person 1: "Hey did you hear that jimmy developed ribcage spider legs?"

person 2: "Dude wtf! how did you get in my house?"

person 1: "jimmy gave me a ride." *points out broken window*

jimmy: *bone crunching noises as jimmy approaches the window* "my darkened soul hungers for your flesh."

person 2: *screaming*

person 1: "hahaha classic jimmy"

ribcage spider legs by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021

spider legs 

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

spider legs by jeremy April 21, 2004

spider legs 

The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.

Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!

(She chats with receptionist)

She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"

Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"

She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "

Both: "eeewwwwww"

spider legs by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

Cooter Spider Legs 

Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.

Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!

Cooter Spider Legs by Molly McButter May 24, 2010

Spider legs 

Pubic hair

My spider legs itch!

Spider legs by bennytorresiii October 28, 2011