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8 definitions by Jasminenz

 
1.
Supposedly a bank started in 1913 by the USA govt for the people - this is a myth.

The Federal Reserve Bank is a privately owned and controlled organisation that now has to continuously print more and more money in order to devalue the dollar in order to cover the cost of printing and distributing that dollar in the first place.

These "BANKSTERS" then loan the money they make back to the American people + interest in order for Bush to finance WAR ON TERROR.
It is estimated that around 30% of the average americans wages is taken out of their pay check every year to pay the IRS for taxes that go to pay "interest" on the national defecit owed to the Federal Reserve Bank, none of this money goes towards schools, hospitals, or infrastructure.

There is no law that actually enforces you to pay this tax, everyone just pays it because they think they have to.
by Jasminenz April 05, 2008
 
2.
The Federal Reserve Bank is supposedly a bank started in 1913 by the USA govt for the people - this is now a myth.

The Federal Reserve Bank is a privately owned and controlled organisation that now has to continuously print more and more money to devalue the dollar in order to cover the cost of printing and distributing that dollar in the first place.

These "BANKSTERS" then loan the money they make back to the American people + interest in order for Bush to finance WAR ON TERROR.

It is estimated that around 30% of the average americans wages is taken out of their pay check every year to pay the IRS for taxes that go to pay "interest" on the national defecit owed to the Federal Reserve Bank, none of this money goes towards schools, hospitals, or infrastructure.

There is no law that actually enforces you to pay this tax, everyone just pays it because they think they have to.

These banksters are sure raking it in, from the blood, sweat and tears of Americans!

Ah well, back to the TV with you to watch more Fox news....
by Jasminenz April 05, 2008
 
3.
The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.

Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!

(She chats with receptionist)

She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"

Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"

She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "

Both: "eeewwwwww"
by Jasminenz January 08, 2008
 
4.
Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.

Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:

- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
by Jasminenz January 06, 2008
 
5.
A mechanism used to hand over power in a peaceable manner that allows people to think they have a choice.
The situation's gonna get a lot worse - but you can't complain because you made sure to vote for it!
by jasminenz November 04, 2008
 
6.
When a situation is complicated because of some frickn prick.
When the new director arrived in the office, things got very comPRICKated and people were leaving all over the place untill he learnt to chill out.

Sarah really liked Fred, but when she found out he was still seeing Nova, we... Things for a little comPRICKated!!!
by Jasminenz January 07, 2008
 
7.
The phoenetic spelling of "please" spoken with exasperation in an australasian white trash accent.

Made famous by the TV show "Kath and Kim"
Kim "Gee, I dunno, do you think I can get away with this dress?"

Kath "Ploize, that dress hangs down so low in the back I can see your builders crack - and your back doormat could do with a shave by the way. I preferred the other one, it was noice, defferunt, unusual..."
by Jasminenz January 08, 2008