When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.
by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010
1. "Cor look at that bird, yeah but check out those spiders legs!"
2. "Arh put some more in these are spiders legs!"
2. "Arh put some more in these are spiders legs!"
by Afghan John April 28, 2005
A severe deformality of the legs caused by sitting on the ground in an emo fashion at a concert. The heavy low frequency soundwaves barrage the bones of the legs, causing a loss of muscle mass and a lengthening of bone structure in the femur, fibia, and tibia. The result is a person with long, gangly spider legs.
Example One:
Sebastian: Did you see that fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?
Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward, gangly spider legs!
Example Two:
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.
Sebastian: Did you see that fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?
Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward, gangly spider legs!
Example Two:
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.
by dilman-7 September 9, 2006
the attribute of your ribcage protruding from your back and being extended to the point you can use them to stand rather than using your normal legs.
those who have ribcage spider legs may have also developed a blood hydraulic system and some makeshift joints within the ribcage spider legs allowing them to actually walk using their strange bone protrusions.
those who have ribcage spider legs may have also developed a blood hydraulic system and some makeshift joints within the ribcage spider legs allowing them to actually walk using their strange bone protrusions.
person 1: "Hey did you hear that jimmy developed ribcage spider legs?"
person 2: "Dude wtf! how did you get in my house?"
person 1: "jimmy gave me a ride." *points out broken window*
jimmy: *bone crunching noises as jimmy approaches the window* "my darkened soul hungers for your flesh."
person 2: *screaming*
person 1: "hahaha classic jimmy"
person 2: "Dude wtf! how did you get in my house?"
person 1: "jimmy gave me a ride." *points out broken window*
jimmy: *bone crunching noises as jimmy approaches the window* "my darkened soul hungers for your flesh."
person 2: *screaming*
person 1: "hahaha classic jimmy"
by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021
Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.
Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!
by Molly McButter May 24, 2010
When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.
Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"
Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"
Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"
Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"
Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"
by MOAR!? June 7, 2011
Is a spider with 7 legs 2 fangs and 8 eyes also shoots webs from its butt hole where else would it shoot web from
by Siri_bob June 8, 2022