spidernoid 

when one is paranoid about being approached by an unwelcomed 8 legged creature, usually known as a spider.

im so spidernoid right now!

spidernoid by parrlr01 May 12, 2011

spiderfood 

Male genitalia.

"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."

spiderfood by zenorabariella March 30, 2010

Spidernigga 

Spiderman is white, spider-nigga is a negrofied version of spiderman, he got the spiders from the powdery looking substance he has been smoking lately provided by one of his homies and for the past 15 minutes he has been the hood's number 1, chasing a group of villains, the crips, he can stick to walls, dodge child support, exceed warp speed when chased by the police, say the word "nigga", instead of shooting webs, he just shoots niggas and fuels with chicken and watermelon, when in need he calls his homies supernigga and lil hulk and they fuck shit up together chasing the crips.

Billy: Shit bruv i just watched Spidernigga run up on 100 women, leave them all pregnant without even noticing
Bob: He sure achieved warp speed running away from the police vehicle right there.

Spidernigga by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021

spidernoir 

a really hot au version of spidernoir

1: whats spidernoir?

2: hot

spidernoir by Sa1ntmare March 10, 2023