hes a superhero you pervs!!
I wonder if spiderman ever spidermanned on Mary jane?
by p.e.t.er December 24, 2007
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Spider man but if he was trap as fuck
John: I ain't ever seen someone Cook up some crack so fast
Joseph: ah naw bruv that's just Spidermane
by Cupochow December 22, 2016
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Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.
yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.
by mister mentone August 9, 2018
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This guy who does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies...
by Squeed March 8, 2005
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When dancing with a girl at a frat/bar you place your hand down the front of her jeans and slide in Spiderman fashion (middle and ring finger inserted with other three fingers out to the sides a la Tobey Maguire). Singing the Spiderman theme song adds to the ambiance.
Hey Jimmy I saw you Spiderman that chick on the dance floor last night. She must have been really wet.
by Phantom Shaver February 13, 2009
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When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that shit at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.
I was banging this bitch, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
by Alex January 18, 2004
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