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something bored students make by sticking saples in a pencil eraser and throwing it on the school cieling so it can stick and annoy the teachers.
Did ya count how many spiders where on the celing today? ~ Me
by Dirge February 15, 2005
An exclamation. Precise meaning unknown. Could be either:

1. 'Good' or 'sorted' in Manc language, or

2. Rank or unsatisfactory.
"Excellent, that's sorted then, right?"
by Adam Durchslag November 17, 2006
When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.
"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."
by Scott R. April 27, 2006
The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in sexual intercourse with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being penetrated by men and most vibrators.
Guy 1: "I can't believe that ol' Spiders was really into you."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
by nowayhomie March 02, 2006
the worst thing alive a total backstabbing douche bag
look at spider over there acting all cool
by poolo February 07, 2008
used to show anger, or insult someone
1. "Damn it, i cant find my keys. SPIDERS!
2. Person 1: "You're ugly"
Person 2: "Ugh. I hate you. You're a
by mariana0919 June 06, 2005
A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.

Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.
by Continuum muunitnoC July 30, 2008