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36.
When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.
"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."
by Scott R. April 27, 2006
 
37.
something bored students make by sticking saples in a pencil eraser and throwing it on the school cieling so it can stick and annoy the teachers.
Did ya count how many spiders where on the celing today? ~ Me
by Dirge February 15, 2005
 
38.
An exclamation. Precise meaning unknown. Could be either:

1. 'Good' or 'sorted' in Manc language, or

2. Rank or unsatisfactory.
"Excellent, that's sorted then, right?"
"Spiders."
by Adam Durchslag November 17, 2006
 
39.
The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in sexual intercourse with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being penetrated by men and most vibrators.
Guy 1: "I can't believe that ol' Spiders was really into you."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
by nowayhomie March 02, 2006
 
40.
the worst thing alive a total backstabbing douche bag
look at spider over there acting all cool
by poolo February 07, 2008
 
41.
used to show anger, or insult someone
1. "Damn it, i cant find my keys. SPIDERS!
2. Person 1: "You're ugly"
Person 2: "Ugh. I hate you. You're a
spider
by mariana0919 June 06, 2005
 
42.
The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider
When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.
by Chew Dogg December 22, 2005