The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.
"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
by Lethal Jackson March 4, 2010
A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.
by Just a person procrastinating October 14, 2021
When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021
one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna
by *militant*Kings Up August 20, 2007
the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
by D-n-C November 2, 2006
Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.
by Double-C March 5, 2009
by Hercolena Oliver August 31, 2008