When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021
"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"
by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004