Spicy Jerk 

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts

The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten

Spicy Jerk by Egg-Z December 15, 2018

spicy jesus

Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.

Dude Mario just totally got a spicy jesus.

spicy jesus by TheRealChrism December 19, 2017

Spicy Jerk 

A Northern Swedish tradition, Which involves rubbing Spicy Swedish Herbs onto your genitalia, causing great burning pain, You than proceed to put Lemon Juice into the head with a Catheter, burning the inside of the penis.

Joel was disappointed with how The Law handled his Lasagna being haunted by ghosts, so he decided to partake in a Spicy Jerk.

Man 1: "Christ, I got so sad after losing that basketball game, I decided to do a spicy jerk."
Man 2: "TMI man, Keep that shit to yourself."

Spicy Jerk by Kreeper473 January 2, 2019

Spicy jazz fart 

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.

"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."

Spicy jazz fart by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010

Spicy Jackhammer 

An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.

My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.

What gives?

Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.

Spicy Jackhammer by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Spicy Jerk 

A form of spite filled masturbation used to calm a person down, especially after failed coitus or when ones lasagna is eaten by a ghost

She didn't perform well and came within the minute, so I did a spicy jerk to calm myself down.

Spicy Jerk by Weegeeman August 24, 2020

Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges 

The most delicious pieces of breaded and deep fried cheese around. The only place to get them is at O'Charleys

"the spicy jack cheese wedges from O'Charley's are the best"

Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges by Misti Flynn June 27, 2008