fuck one

When you are unconcerned, this is something you don't give.

I don't give fuck one whether this is Ajax or whether it's Comet cleaner, it isn't going up my nose.

by salaciousbarkingbrunette November 29, 2008

Fuck one time

Fuck the Police

"I'm sippin on 2 cups at one time and I thank God I can say Fuck one time"
-Lil Wayne

"Shootin at the Cops, Fuck one time"
-Rick Ross

by Dwizzy November 12, 2010

you fuck one goat

This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.

An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.

Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by Ageofchronic December 23, 2016

Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

Fucking do one

Telling someone to fuck off in a slagish way.

Girl: your wrong

Guy: fucking do one

by Shedden July 25, 2016

one fucking minute

a thing Billie Joe Armstrong from green day said once

Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.

by reallystinky May 14, 2022

fuck a fair one

There are no rules in this bitch. If you get scammed, don't complain. You got lied to? Cry me a lake. This is a cruel world. Don't expect others to be honorable or just. Take advantage of weakness. Always stay one step ahead and get yours by any means.

"Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way. Ski mask way, nigga, ransom notes"

"Fuck a fair one. You know?"

by finesse365 May 16, 2019