sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

sphinger by John McCollum February 13, 2007

Sphinger

V. To stick a finger in a sphincter.

Mindy was feeling kinky Friday night, so she asked Joey to Sphinger her.

Sphinger by handle handler June 14, 2017

Sphinger

The finger one uses to scratch ones sphincter.

Would you like to smell my sphinger?

Sphinger by Anazole September 27, 2014

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

Jerry Springer 

Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.

Born: Gerald Norman Springer

February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer

Chicago, Illinois,

U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic

Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)

Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer

Talk show host

Judge

Lawyer
Politican

Known for:
Jerry Springer show

America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio

Website: www.jerryspringer.com

If you stayed home from middle school

Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show

While at home off from school .

If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to

People age 14 and up .

Jerry Springer by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

Springerized

A weird but increasingly common process by which people lose a significant percentage of their IQs, as though they are on the Jerry Springer Show.

I’ve been watching for these last four years as the entire White House has steadily become Springerized.

Springerized by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

jerry springer 

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

jerry springer by theredneckhater April 21, 2006