Top Definition
v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer
Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.
by John McCollum February 12, 2007
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