sphagnum

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

by Pat November 12, 2004

sphagnum

really crap under rehearsed band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc...instead of applause they receive calls of "jukebox"

"gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! JUKEBOX!"

by slimey January 14, 2005

Sphagnum

Used as an ass wiping substance by members of the US forest service’s.

Excuse me miss, you have Sphagnum on your chin

by NE Kingdom September 11, 2022